The Summer Bucket Listing Of A 35-Yr-Vintage Woman

PhotoLate last week, the summer bucket list of a highly ambitious Pittsburgh teenager was reportedly discovered in an Urban Outfitters dressing room.
)Today, we discovered another summer bucket list, this one tucked into an empty Everlane box and mistakenly placed in a recycling bin marked “cans and bottles only.” It appears to be written by a woman in her mid-thirties.
Ask younger sister to make you a killer workout playlist (“Hamilton,” “Dear Evan Hansen,” “Fiddler on the Roof,” etc.
Some items, written in green marker, include: “buy 7 bikinis,” “pet a giraffe,” “go ape” and “get drunk all the time.” (N.B.
Try not to drink more than half a bottle of Pinot Grigio on weeknights.

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