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Trump Slurs His Approach Through a Profound Policy Shift
Trevor Noah reacted with alarm to President Trump’s decision on Wednesday to identify Jerusalem as the capital of Israel – a move that reverses seven decades of U.S. coverage and threatens to further destabilize the Middle East.
“Shifting the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem is similar to getting an apartment in your ex-girlfriend’s setting up. It’s not technically illegal, but you’re trying to begin some [expletive].” – TREVOR NOAH “I’m certainly not saying I understand how to solve the Middle East crisis, but I understand how you break it – this is one way. Trump probably really wants to put out the California fires by throwing Samsung phones at them. What exactly are you doing?” – TREVOR NOAH
Mr. Noah couldn’t help taking a moment to point out that Mr. Trump have been slurring his words toward the end of his speech recognizing Jerusalem. He wondered if Mr. Trump may have been putting on dentures that arrived loose – and may have started a new hashtag.
“I say forget the Mueller investigation, bring on the molar investigation. We have to know what’s happening, persons. I need to know now; that is sherioush.” – TREVOR NOAH “There’s no shame found in having dentures – but there is shame found in Donald Trump having dentures, because he’s vain as hell. Can you envisage how he’d feel if persons started tweeting ‘#DentureDonald’? He’d be – don’t perform it, don’t perform it, I’m just saying can you envisage how he’d come to feel. But don’t perform it, guys, he’s very shenshuhtive.” – TREVOR NOAH
Other late-night hosts eagerly took the bait, too. (The slurring was pretty bad.)
“After all, I knew he previously a screw loose – We didn’t know he previously a tooth loose.” – JAMES CORDEN “Towards the end of the speech on Israel today, President Trump commenced to slur his words, leading some to speculate that this individual may have already been wearing dentures. But the White Property insists that it’s nothing at all unusual and that the majority of his words are slurs.” – SETH MEYERS
Samantha Bee on Males in Mass media ‘Who Hate Women’
After a two-week break, Samantha Bee came back to the air on Wednesday with this week’s edition of “Full Frontal.” She spent the majority of the show addressing the most recent allegations of sexual harassment against guys in positions of electric power, focusing specifically on customers of the media.